THE FINGER LICKIN’ LIE

It had been pointed out that KFC’s claim of
‘Finger Lickin’ Good’ wasn’t exactly 100% true.

Their chicken held up its end of the bargain, for sure.
But their fries? Not so much. 

KFC didn’t want to lie to the public.
And they didn’t want a lawsuit on their hands.
The world needed to know the truth.

What KFC needed was… an asterisk.

A humble, little symbol that would solve all their problems
and get them off the hook for the decades of deceit...